Does it not seem fucked up to anyone else that every 365 days, one is required to celebrate the fact that the earth has rotated around the sun X number of times since you slid out of a stinky crotch? To add to that madness, people are supposed to cough up money for you, just because. And if you don't wish that person a happy birthday, you are forgetfull, or rude. Fuck that, i like getting presents and shit, but it just seems a little messed up. Ha.
