this is fucking hilarous:
LONGEST TURD The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
Today i was stuck helping out my parents at this saftey seat check up thing. Its a yearly event held where you take your kid and its carseat in to have it checked out to make sure it is safe. If the carseat is bad then it is replaced for free, thus your kid doesn't pop out and smash his head open in an accident.
Last summer my little brother died in this manner, and for this i am greatly saddened. Yet, i hate most everyone i meet, and wish that they would die in a horrible car crash. The world is one fucked up, over-crowded place. Kids are being raised up to be pieces of shit assholes, just like thier parents. If you disagree with me, just watch any channel on TV and within 5 minutes you will see a person worthy of death. If you still disagree, then i would like to stick a shive in the back of your skull. Anyhow, this bad-parent raising bad-kid is a never ending cycle. The only way it will stop is if these waste-of-space trashy people stop fucking or just fucking die. Everything we do in society today goes against natural instincts that we used to possess. I dont think i am totally getting my point across with this, but i will end by saying that this world would be a lot better place if 99.99% of the current population died. Go Unibomber!
