Donald Trump Donald Tramp living in a men's shelter, Wonder bag shoes and singing Helter Skelter. He asks for a dollar, you know what its for. Bottle after bottle he'll always need more. He's no less important than a working class stiff, he drinks a lot of liquor but he don't drink piss.
There are lots of hobos in the small mountain town that I live in. My daily drive to work shows off a diverse group of instrument carrying and bike riding bums. Aside from the fact that they are all really filthy, those vagrants share another common feature. They all dress as if it is fucking 30 below zero. These stinky fellows are all decked out in winter gear; hats, gloves, snow pants, scarf's, and jackets. Granted it gets kinda cold at night here, around 50 degrees or so, but to me that is still tee-shirt weather. Perhaps my cold heart does not enable me to understand the dress of the hobo, but I still think it's a little odd.
Thus I have decided to slay each and every shit smelling waste of space bum that I come across. I am getting tired of this one icky old bitch vagrant. She hangs out by the major intersection near my work. Every single time I drive past that witch she yells at me that I am a bad driver. I only ever see her yell at me. Soon I plan to drive by and light her on fire. What a joy it would be to watch her greasy face melt into her winter jacket. Johnny Rayall, who do you think you are!





