Rock on Motherfucker
MTV represents all that is wrong with my generation. A soulless conglomerate designed to numb the minds of its already brain-dead viewers. Its promotion of bland, heartless tunes is a disgrace to the great musicians of past and present. I could go on and on about the atrocities of MTV, but in order to conserve bandwidth, I won't. (that was a joke...shut up) Instead I will offer a solution to the issues.
I declare war on MTV, and all that it stands for. I shall destroy their armies of puppets and screaming fans. To my side I call but three parties to step forth. To my left shall be the Man in Black, Johnny Cash. To my right I call upon the scruffy funk-master himself, Beck Hansen. Taking up the rear will be the darkest, and loudest band in history, Black Sabbath. (When I say "Black Sabbath, I am talking about circa 1970, fucking War Pigs and Paranoid Black Sabbath. Not the, we ran out of money, lets get back together Black Sabbath) This trio shall combine their powers and annihilate all the wrongdoings of MTV (except for the gratuitous T&A, that stays and gets it own channel) with a finely crafted musical atom-bomb.