Your music sucks.
To make it seem like I post actual content on this site every couple of days, I have composed a list of Napster links featuring select songs from various artists. You probably have yet to hear a handful of these songs. It's all primo shit, so download it. I doubt you really have any thing better to do while you are surfing the web for Grandpa Porn.
Enjoy. Thank me with your death.
I once knew a kid named Mike Richards. He lived right across the street from me, and he had the Sega channel, so I let him tell people I was his friend.
Anyhow, every time I slept over at his house, he would wake me up in the middle of the night and stick his finger in my butt. After about three or four encounters of this, I tried telling his parents. They just laughed and fed me candy. I decided to take matters in to my own hands.
The next time I slept over, I pretended to go to sleep. Then, while Mike was distracted with his uncontrolled masturbating, I filled my anus with super glue. Much like the previous evenings, I once again had my midnight encounter with his finger in my butt-hole. Mike was quite surprised when he tried to pull his stinky appendage back out, only to find that it was stuck with sticky glue. I leapt up and dragged Mike by his finger (in my butt) into his parent's bedroom to prove to them what horrors were taking place.