I am eating brownies right now that were dropped off on my doorstep by my landlord. He is constantly visiting and giving me apples, bananas and other such fruit. It is kinda like the "Witch" who gives "Snow White" a poisoned apple. Only I haven't gotten poisoned yet, my landlord is an old dude and he is a hundred times crazier than the "Witch."
Although he might just be scheming to get me to let my guard down while he gives me an irresistible, albeit poison riddled, brownie. So if I die in my sleep tonight...
