Since Micheal Jackson's death on June 25th, 2009 - there have been 12 confirmed reports of devout fans ending their lives in response.
If you or anyone you know are even remotely considering suicide as a repercussion to the death of Micheal Jackson, I strongly urge you to take action immediately. Here is a list of possible options.
- Light your head on fire as MJ did in the infamous 1984 Pepsi Ad. To insure a fatality, take a kerosene bath beforehand.
- Reenact the Thriller video as a zombie by burying yourself into a deep dirt grave. Then run out of oxygen.
- Grow up as an a confused pop-star abused by your father, surgically alter your appearance beyond that of a human being, fuck lots of little boys, and ultimately become addicted to pain killers until your body shuts down with a heart attack in your sleep.