...without all the brain bleedings, hip poppings, rib breakings and spine squashings this time. No more broken bikes either, that shit is expensive.
And just to tally the 2009 season for my own records (in order of incident) - and all within a 4 month period.
- Black-Out Concussion
- Shattered Helmet
- Displaced cervicals
- Broken Training Wheel
- Cracked Carbon Seat Stays (BMC Road Racer)
- Shattered Carbon Wheel
- Cracked Top Tube (Scott Addict)
- Displaced hip
- Broken Rib
- Broken Finger
- Stitches
- Black-Out Concussion
- Enough skin to fashion a lampshade
The following quote was posted recently on Chad Gerlach's Facebook account. It has since been deleted.
Gerlach joins Federal inquiry! I remember when Levi was young and he used to buy EPO from Gaggiolli. Yeah i loved to get high, but when the shit hit the fan, only a real asshole, digs deeper! I can't wait to tesstify in Congress. I'll give up every champion from 95 thru 2002. It gets worse. Cool, California, we remember T, you'll B there too!
