Introducing the BicycleBungee. Finally, a product that lets you turn your girlfriend or wife into the subservient, pet-like creature that she always wanted to be. For everyone to see!
NeilPryde is hosting a contest to win one of their brand new bikes. I had a lot of fun filming my submission, with the scabs and bruises to prove it.
Shot over the weekend on my GoPro HD and Lumix camera. Edited on Adobe Premier. The soundtrack is "Change Clothes," a Beatles and Jay-Z mashup by DJ Danger Mouse.
Mark Cavendish on the Stage 5 Tour de France podium, in hysterical tears. He couldn't stop crying. Like an 8-year old who just got beat up on the playground. There was actual snot running down his nose alongside his tears. I can understand a little emotion on the podium at the biggest race in the world, but Cavendish was going into convulsions.
"He, he, he - - - to, to, took - - - m, my, my - - - lunch money...an, an, and - - - ca, ca, called - - - m, me - - - a a a - - - bay, bay, baby!"
Maybe he is rehashing the memories of being molested by ole' Uncle Alessandro Petacchi. Or he is trying really hard to market his book, Boy Racer.
...without all the brain bleedings, hip poppings, rib breakings and spine squashings this time. No more broken bikes either, that shit is expensive.
And just to tally the 2009 season for my own records (in order of incident) - and all within a 4 month period.
- Black-Out Concussion
- Shattered Helmet
- Displaced cervicals
- Broken Training Wheel
- Cracked Carbon Seat Stays (BMC Road Racer)
- Shattered Carbon Wheel
- Cracked Top Tube (Scott Addict)
- Displaced hip
- Broken Rib
- Broken Finger
- Stitches
- Black-Out Concussion
- Enough skin to fashion a lampshade
I have been reevaluating my time trial position the last few weeks. I came across this photo during my research.
- Source Sarah Brooke Photography
Stella Artois Belgium beer commercial set in a pre-war era bicycle race. The tandem concept is a little odd, but they are racing through the Alps. Allez, allez! Please drink responsibly.
Created over 6 months by one animator and one digital composer. The animation and sound was then routed through a Nintendo Gameboy, for a very unique style.
The audio brings back memories of staring into the green screen of Gameboy for hours-on-end as a kid. They use some truly classic video game sound effects in the mix.
Here is a preview of a robotic creature that will be hunting you after the human race is enslaved by robots. While the actual robot that kills you may be larger, quicker, quieter and armed with lasers - I am sure you will recognize the eerie gait.
Rebecca Romero (born Jan 24th, 1980) is an English track cyclist and former elite rower with Worlds and Olympic medals from both sports.
- There are way too many spacers on top of that stem
- If she actually had pursuit (her specialty) bars on the bike, you could probably see some aerodynamic tit
- She appears to be riding on some sort of gross Rolf Prima wheels
Once Rebecca left the photo shoot, I bet the photographer ran that saddle under his nose and sniffed it like a fine cigar.
